life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.
My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything
My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this
My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child
Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug
You probably know what his reaction was
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
America’s education system isn’t that bad, we have a lot of smart-
Ok well you shouldn’t base your opinion on just one perso-
Oh, well maybe they-
OK I GET IT YOU WIN.
I feel like this person raided yahooanswerswtf for the stupidest questions
I am fire *pant pant*
I am death.
you ruined my life
you mean improved your life
Newfoundland is a dragon’s fiery breath.
Banksy ranting not Banksy
cannot wait for the new 50 shades movie!!!!!! (: